Every boy and every girl Fakeupyourlife

Hey FAKE agents

We are now in the 5th week of our fakeupyour life tour and it has been nothing short of bibical proportion except we have three messiah’s who keep fighting for the thrown , so at any given time two fallen angels and a strandlooper but one that can surf without a surfboard .

The first show happened in Deventer , Deventer people are cool , they cheered and gave beers and are super sexy , just like all the other Dutch people we met on tour so far . At this point we have 4 shows left but our manager says 2 and 2 half shows , so that equals 3 shows ?? or do we have 2 3 and 4 shows left , i am not sure now but anyway they going to be off its tits .

de Kraaien is faking cool , The Glucks are faking cool , cloudhead is faking amazing !!!

We have once again proved that we are the best band that has no band in the whole world and all its dimensions , mice rule , they also do other stuff like squeaky noises at night that usually irritates the fake out of the neighbours especially the ones bellow us but i think its because they old and i can understand that the drummer in their ears must be deaf of beating that thing for 67years 2months 2weeks 3days and 44seconds ,but he is a really cool guy , i met him backstage once and he was actually the same guy that freddy Mercury came out the closet about or at least thats what he said .

Our afro’s had more body than on any tour prior to this but i think it has alot to do with the 16 or 24 hour stretch method we have been using , this method hurts your forehead though but its all worth it when you do your own hair , you should try it sometime , there is youtube video’s on this topic , check it out  and don’t forget to mention us when all the boys are hooting and whistling at you in the street … shout back and say “PinKi ,da bruin and DNA told me and if you think i’m lying then i will fakeupyourlife” , tell them that .

if you are reading this you a faking amazing , if you have been at any of the shows this far you are faking amazing , if you are going to come to the upcoming shows then you will be faking amazed and after this you will be faking amazing also .. we love you because you are the axis on which this fakeworld spins .

take over the world

 

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